{"id":7641,"date":"2016-01-22T09:34:36","date_gmt":"2016-01-22T09:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/?p=7641"},"modified":"2016-01-26T01:54:14","modified_gmt":"2016-01-26T06:54:14","slug":"how-it-went-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/?p=7641","title":{"rendered":"How it went down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"top\" \/>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">I think it went something like this:<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Dave! Dave! Dave!<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">What?<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Dave! this is important Dave! Shut listen! Are you listening Dave? Not you Chuck, go back to sleep! Dave Dave Davey David!<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Yes I&#8217;m listening Rich go ahead please. Emphatically please yes.<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Dave the thing to remember is&#8230;the near..Er&#8230;wait.<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">(Waits a long time&#8230;)<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Yes?<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">The nearer you are&#8230;no wait<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">I&#8217;m waiting yes, point taken sir.<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Dave! The important thing to remember is:<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">&#8220;The nearer your destination the more you&#8217;re \u00a0slip-sliding away!&#8221; Yes by God that&#8217;s it.(collapses back in chair )<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Chuck: Weren&#8217;t we listening to Warren Zevon?<\/div>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Dave: Shhhhhhh<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it went something like this: Dave! Dave! Dave! What? Dave! this is important Dave! Shut listen! Are you listening Dave? Not you Chuck, go back to sleep! Dave Dave Davey David! Yes I&#8217;m listening Rich go ahead please. Emphatically please yes. Dave the thing to remember is&#8230;the near..Er&#8230;wait. (Waits a long time&#8230;) Yes? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","missing-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pDxlf-1Zf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7651,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7641\/revisions\/7651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}