{"id":1923,"date":"2009-08-22T08:37:25","date_gmt":"2009-08-22T15:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/?p=1923"},"modified":"2009-08-22T08:41:25","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T15:41:25","slug":"thought-about-it-for-a-few-days-then-i-said-aww-go-ahead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/?p=1923","title":{"rendered":"Thought about it for a few days, then i said “aww, go ahead…”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n

Do you want to date my Avatar?<\/p>\n

<\/object>\n<\/p>\n

\n

Song and lyrics, by Felicia Day<\/p>\n

—————
\n<\/span>Hang with me in my MMO
\n<\/span>So many places we can go
\n<\/span>You\u2019ll never see my actual face
\n<\/span>Our love, our love will be in a virtual space<\/p>\n

I\u2019m craving to emote with you
\n<\/span>So many animations I can do
\n<\/span>Be anything you want me to be
\n<\/span>Come on, come on, share a potion with me<\/p>\n

CHORUS:
\n<\/span>Do you wanna date my Avatar
\n<\/span>She\u2019s a star
\n<\/span>And she\u2019s hotter than reality by far
\n<\/span>Wanna date my Avatar?<\/p>\n

You can type commands
\n<\/span>I\u2019ve got slots for what I hold in my hands
\n<\/span>Don\u2019t care what\u2019s in your character bank
\n<\/span>How \u2018bout, How \u2018bout a little tank and spank<\/p>\n

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys
\n<\/span>In cyberspace there\u2019s no disease
\n<\/span>Pick a time, send a tell to me
\n<\/span>Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee\n<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/p>\n

Single white human,
\n<\/span>Looking for group
\n<\/span>My stats so high
\n<\/span>Don\u2019t be out of the loop<\/p>\n

Got an uber-leet staff
\n<\/span>That you can equip
\n<\/span>Close your mouths ladies
\n<\/span>This is pure nerd-nip<\/p>\n

I\u2019m a pixel-based fantasy
\n<\/span>A man who is stoic
\n<\/span>I hack and slash
\n<\/span>Who the heck\u2019s more heroic?<\/p>\n

Check me out:
\n<\/span>Cloth armor
\n<\/span>Fits me like a glove
\n<\/span>Just twitta a time
\n<\/span>And I\u2019m ready for love<\/p>\n

Hang with me in my MMO
\n<\/span>So many places we can go
\n<\/span>I\u2019m better than a real world quest
\n<\/span>You\u2019ll touch, my plus 5 to dexterity vest<\/p>\n

What role do you wanna play
\n<\/span>I\u2019m just a click away night or day<\/p>\n

And if you think I\u2019m not the one
\n<\/span>Log off, log off and we’re done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do you want to date my Avatar? Song and lyrics, by Felicia Day ————— Hang with me in my MMO So many places we can go You\u2019ll never see my actual face Our love, our love will be in a virtual space I\u2019m craving to emote with you So many animations I can do Be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13,1,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-uncategorized","category-webbage","missing-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pDxlf-v1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1923"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1930,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions\/1930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vrharbor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}