I swear we thought it was an avocado.

The stone inside was odd shaped and the scar around it all pointy, not smooth like a regular avocado pit, but your dad planted it anyway; he was always good at getting things to grow. This one was easy cause we had a good long rain the next day and it really took off. Last we saw, it had legged it over the garden wall back toward town center. That was a real unusual thing to see but mostly it just made us sad cause that avocado flesh was so so sweet!